Be aware

Funny Monkey

very cute cat bathing

Animated cute Kitten

Funny sleeping baby

Women are very difficult to describe

Women are very difficult to describe…..

If you praise her she thinks you are lying
If you don’t you are superior for nothing!

If you obey to her all likes you are a feeble
If you don’t you don’t understand her!
If you visit her often she thinks you are boring
If you don’t she indicts of you are double crossing!
If you are well dressed she declares you are a play boy
If you don’t you are dull boy!
If you are envious she says it’s horrific
If you don’t she thinks you don’t be in love with her!

If you are minute late she criticize hard to wait
Id she is late she says that is a girl’s approach!
If you visit another man she thinks you are not keeping you quality time
If she visited by another woman she tell oh its natural we are girls!

If you kiss her you are not a gentle man
If you don’t you are not men!
If you kiss her once she confesses you are chilly
If you kiss here often she shouts you are taking more advantages!

If you try to romance with her she says you didn’t value her
If you don’t, she thinks you don’t like her!
If you didn’t help her while crossing a street she thinks you are require moral values
If you do she thinks you are trying to impress her!
If you talk she desires you to pay attention
If you listen she desires you to talk!!
 In short and simple however so difficult and confusing to describe women!!!

I"m just kidding

A  Cute girl asked her funny lover can you describe me from yourself.
He replied you are A B C D E F G H I J K!!!!!!!
After that girl asked what does that means?
He quietly replied Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fairly, Gorgeous and Hot!!!
She replied wow that so lovely then what about remaining I J K?
He said I’m Just Kidding………………………

Funny Hubby

A newly married hubby kept his wife number on his mobile as MY LIFE

After going one year he changed the number as MY WIFE

After two year passed he changed the number as HOME

After five years passed he changed the number as HITLER

After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to “WRONG NUMBER”!

Great escape

The funny cat great escape from dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why spikes hair style became fashion????

Why Spikes came as STYLE ??? 

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laughing is the best medicine

I am going  to say little things about Money........

It can buy a house?

But not a home!

It can buy a clock 

But not time!

It can buy you a position 

But not respect !

It can buy you a bed 

But not sleep !

It can buy a book 

But not knowledge 

It can buy a medicine?

But not health 

It can buy a blood 

But not life… 

So Money isn’t everything for all… 

 I am telling  you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to…

Take away your ache and distress!!

So propel me all your money

And I will endure for you!

                                                          Start sending your troubles quickly.................................

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I hope that post made you laugh little bit!!!!  Laughing is the best medicine!!!

Don't go fast

Please my friend
  Don't go fast................................

Next Time Dont Go So Fast, Its Not Safe

Cute funny story

One day a fisher man wakes up early in the morning to catch lot of fishes …..  In sea there was not enough sunlight to catch a fishes. He saw a pack of stones to pass time and he started throwing stones into the sea. At the same time as having that last stone in the hand sun rise up then he saw that the stone was a diamond! He felt for his bad luck of pitching of all stones into the sea.

Moral of the story: Don’t getup early in the morning!!!!

Life is short make it cheerful

Forever aim to help a friend in need

Believe yourself…..

Be Brave always... But it’s ok to be frightened some times 

Study hard

Laugh often

Don’t be excessively worried with your weight it’s just a number

Meet new people and even if they look different from you

Love your friends no matter who they are

Remain calm even when it seems hopeless

Take a lot of naps.

Be Weird whenever you have get a chance

Relax your mind

Take an occasional risk

Work together as a team

Share a joke with your friends

Express yourself creatively

Be Conscious of your physical appearance

Always be up for surprises and enthusiastic 

Share everything with your friends

Watch your step it will get better

Love someone with your heart

Fall in love with someone and say I LOVE YOU often…

Give lot of kisses to your lovable one ..... Always someone who loves you more than you know!!!!

Always try to have little fun each day